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Remember when Kate Hudson ate a burger and wore a baby doll dress and all of you bumpwatch obsessed thought she was pregnant?

Then came the bikini. The red bikini in Miami in March, leaving no doubt whatsoever that Kate was not expecting. Ugh. Why do we have to keep caring about people having babies?

Why can’t we care more about her ass? How ridiculous is this ass?

This manslinging ass is currently single. She says she wants to keep it that way for a while although Us Weekly is reporting she and Owen Wilson are bootycalling each other again. Not exclusively but they’re f-cking which really is just a prelude to a new boyfriend. Owen is always her in-between.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Kate Hudson red bikini

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