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Couture is not for everyone. And it takes a true gem to have the self awareness to recognise when you’re more honky tonk than classy glam. Even better when she celebrates it full tilt. I love this about Dolly Parton. I loved it when she went on Ellen last week and basically told the world that her entire face has been reconstructed, along with her chest. And I loved it tonight when she and all her surgical parts lit up that stage like nobody’s business – a 60 year old firecracker gyrating and bopping with more energy and flexibility and enthusiasm than girls 40 years her junior. Love live Dolly and long live those tits.

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