I would like to talk about Beyoncé’s ass in a thong. If you are still reading, that is. Because if you haven’t seen it, you’ve probably clicked away to go look at it. And it is, indeed, worth looking at. This is not what I’m here to discuss. I’m here to discuss the pose. It was, of course, a pose. Of course it was a pose. It’s a photograph in the tour book, after all. So she’s showing you her thong-ass the way she wants you to see her thong-ass. Presented to you by the twist in her body. Have you tried lying down like this? With your top half almost flat but the bottom half turned completely sideways so as to properly photograph the ass? It’s not comfortable, I tried it last night. (Dlisted) 

This is an excellent headline about Angela Merkel and what she wants Donald Trump to do with his dick. As you may have heard, Donald metaphorically took his dick out at Justin Trudeau, the Prime Minister of Canada, which is where I live. Over trade issues, ostensibly. But, as you also know, PM Trudeau is kind of a rock star outside Canada’s borders. He’s young and handsome and….taller. We got a photo of that this weekend. Are we sure this isn’t what Trump’s problem is? Is this a fight over height? (Jezebel) 

Now that Drake and Pusha T have ended their beef, two more adversaries have stepped into the ring: it’s IHOP vs Wendy’s and they’re beefing… over beef! Which is serious f-cking business. Who’s the Drake in this situation and who’s Pusha? Right now, I’m going to say that Pusha is Wendy’s. Because IHOb (not a typo) is weak! (Just Jared) 

Vince Vaughn was busted this weekend for drinking and driving. Also…resisting arrest. Apparently he’s been charged with “obstructing an officer”. How, exactly, was he doing the obstructing? He’s not a small guy either. Vince Vaughn is tall. When someone that size is “resisting” and “obstructing”, it’s not a small deal. Don’t worry, though. Vince Vaughn is OK. The situation was handled calmly, peacefully, not violently. But of course it was. (Cele|bitchy) 

I really liked this simple black dress on Amy Schumer at the Tony Awards last night. And I liked the simple makeup – barely anything on the eyes, a really neutral lip, and fresh skin. Maybe the hair could have used more effort though? (Go Fug Yourself) 

Rafael Nadal won his 11th French Open title yesterday. Needless to say, it’s the most French Open titles ever won by anyone. Like he has more French Open titles than Andre Agassi has total Grand Slam titles. He’s only lost twice at Roland Garros! We rarely, rarely see this kind of dominance in sport. And he’s never, ever a dick about it. (The Ringer)