Dear Gossips,
I am a clown.
But at least I can say I’m not an only clown. Last night around dinner, something was up with Beyoncé’s website. You can imagine the reaction, the speculation. My feed was blowing up. The BeyHive was buzzing.
What now? What next?
BEYONCÉ .COM DOWN & KEVIN AVIANCE POSTING THIS? IT MIGHT BE TIME TO GET UP WAITðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ pic.twitter.com/nury5mu7lu
— ð—±ð—®ð—»ð—»ð˜†ðŸ«§ðŸ’š (@beyoncegarden) December 18, 2023
The Queen is all-knowing. And she was aware that the hive was popping off.
Fixed it pic.twitter.com/wEcquBzJYj
— Parkwood Entertainment (@parkwood) December 19, 2023
But this morning there was indeed an announcement. Beyoncé actually recorded it herself. Because she couldn’t resist the opportunity to laugh at us.
Beyoncé the unserious woman that you are. pic.twitter.com/4GQxokEez4
— ᴀʀᴛʜ (@arthfobic) December 19, 2023
In the process though, she clowned me again. Because on my first watch of this new video, I’m hearing her say the “Renaissance is not over” and then she starts listing off all those territories and I’m seeing East Asia come up and I’m like, F-CK YES let me go back to Japan and Hong Kong to see her omg…
It’s the movie. The movie is opening worldwide. Which is, of course, very exciting. I’m just saying, you know, once again I’m a fool for her – but happily. The Renaissance is continues.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey