Dear Gossips,   

There was a rumour that started last weekend, after Beyoncé released COWBOY CARTER, that she would soon be announcing a tour. New album, new tour, it’s usually the way it goes. 

 

People are now thinking that the tour news might come on Friday. And, at the same time, people are begging her NOT to go on tour…yet. 

 

Adding to all the tour speculation is Miss Tina. 

 

Miss Tina’s pretty much the only one who could be the spoiler because, as we know, it’s not like Beyoncé is making Miss Tina sign the NDA. But then again, while she’s obviously the Queen Mother and must be revered, she’s also, you know, just like any other grandmother online, accidentally liking sh-t because they’re probably online a lot more than they should be, LOL. So I don’t know if we can take that to mean for sure an announcement is coming on Friday. 

 

But I do like all the reactions, especially this one: 

@jackremmington

PSA: Do NOT buy Beyoncé tickets #cowboycarter #renaissance

♬ original sound - jack rem
 

He’s right, OK? Beyoncé puts on a terrible show. As some people in the comments have shared, she even spits on people during her performance sometimes, and the vocals are awful. So save your money, do not set your alarm for 10am for when the tickets go on sale (if there is a tour) and wait in the queue for hours and secretly have your window open on the page during the office weekly meeting and definitely do not get organised ahead of time with all your friends on the group chat figuring out plan A, B, or C, depending on which sections are available. Do none of these things. I’ll be the hero and go for all of us and report back on what happens. 

Yours in gossip, 

Lainey