Billy Porter, once again dressing better than the rest of us combined. I wish I had the nerve to try bold blue eyeshadow like that. (Go Fug Yourself)

Elon Musk isn’t the only Musk man having surprise children. His father, Errol Musk (76), just had his second child with his partner, Jana Bezuidenhout (35), his stepdaughter whom he raised from four years old. Since Errol has two children with Jana’s mother, Jana is stepmother to her half-siblings. My expression right now is the flat-line-mouth-staring emoji. (DListed)


Noah Schnapp has no time for prevarication and says it’s “100% clear” that Will Byers is gay. It really is, I don’t know why people act like this is some big ambiguous thing. The writers and directors of Stranger Things aren’t handling Will’s character very well, but Schnapp’s performance is consistent, and it’s been obvious since season two he has a crush on Mike. Not sure how this turned into such a mystery except that Will hasn’t had his coming out moment yet. Is media comprehension really that bad? Do people really not know how to interpret context and performance clues? Or do THAT many people not realize they definitely went to school with at least one closeted kid? (Popsugar)

Princess Anne doesn’t have an email account. Real question: who expected her to? If you told me the only way to get in touch with Princess Anne was to send a raven at midnight, I would believe you, no questions asked. I don’t think it’s an age thing, I think it’s a “Princess Anne is a famous crank who hates social contact” thing. Of all the royals, she’s the one I just assume doesn’t talk to anyone and never returns calls, let alone emails. (Celebitchy)

Nathan Allebach, the social media manager who turned Steak-umm’s account into one of Weird Twitter’s favorite existentialist philosophers, wrote an oral history of brands being horny on main. It’s a deeply dark look back at our collective slide into the fever dream of the present in which no one is doing okay and we’re all a little bit unhinged. Fast food chains trying to f-ck each other is just one symptom of our post-millennial socio-emotional collapse. (Vulture)