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What separates great cheese from moderate cheese is the element of surprise. In his heyday, the Hoff would routinely shock us with new and exciting levels of Hoffassity when we least expected him to. How many of you fondly remember an office Christmas party made complete by the vision of the Hoff in a stripper Santa suit? or what about that particularly bad day at work when you were cheered only by the sight of a naked Hoff surrounded by puppies? True Hoffness may have come and gone but what remains is the spirit. The spirit of the unexpected and the unexpectedly ridiculous. And with this in mind, I give you Sean Connery. No words required. Enjoy.

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