Have you seen the video of Brad Pitt in the press room backstage at the Oscars after he was asked about Maddox’s review of Once Upon a Time in …Hollywood? Anyway, we’re still talking about Brad and he’s on the cover of the new issue of PEOPLE because why not capitalise on all that MiniVan Majority love and apparently Brad is going to disappear now that award season is over and maybe go back to sculpting. Not campaigning must have been so hard. (Dlisted) 

Caitriona Balfe’s Oscar outfit was pretty polarising. For the record, I was into it. This suit she’s wearing, however, should be the opposite – no one can possibly have a problem with it, it’s great. (Go Fug Yourself) 

I LOVE how Gabrielle Union and Dywane Wade are talking about their daughter Zaya and how she is living her life. I love that they’re prioritising “information”, both for themselves and for others. I love that they want to be more educated and that they are, in the process, educating others. I love that this is about acceptance and support, period. And if only other kids out there could have this kind of embrace at home, imagine how much less pain there would be in the world. (Cele|bitchy) 

I wish I could have submitted a photo of our dogs to this gallery of dog expressions when they’re begging for food. We have beagles. Not sure if you’ve heard but beagles are among the most food motivated breeds. Did I tell you about the time our Elvis stole a baguette off the counter? And also, at Christmas, my mother-in-law sent over a Polish loaf. We went to a movie and when we came home, the loaf was gone and it’s not like it was accessible. But beagles, as stupid as they can be about fetching a f-cking ball, are basically the Einsteins of food theft. (OMG Blog) 

Speaking of dogs, did you watch the Westminster Dog Show? The winner was the poodle. Siba, the standard poodle, was Best in Show. Siba certainly had the most… complicated, extravagant styling. But is this fair? Certain breeds’ fur doesn’t lend itself to styling. Like there’s really only so much you can do with a beagle or a Labrador. How are they going to compete with all the bells and whistles of a standard poodle? (The Ringer)