We are nine or ten weeks (who can keep track anymore?) into the pandemic lockdown and you know what hasn’t changed? Celebrity egos. Being #1 is still important. Which, you know what?, I find reassuring. Pride is virus-proof. I know mine is. And Tekashi69’s pride is virus and prison proof because he thinks he had his #1 taken from him by Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber. But they want us to know that their #1 is legit. So now all of them are dragging each other back and forth. Who’s the real winner here? I’m gonna call it in favour of Ariana. If you’re going to punch across the aisle at another celebrity over social media, you may as well be patronising about it. (Dlisted) 

 

How often are you washing your hair right now? I was never a frequent hair-washer to begin with (two times a week) so my hair-washing routine is pretty much the same now. Anyway, Kourtney Kardashian said she’s not even washing anymore, she’s just rinsing. I don’t think I could handle just rinsing. Washing hair for me is mostly washing scalp. My scalp gets itchy. Also I never noticed before but she has a really dramatic widow’s peak. (Cele|bitchy) 

Cannes. The year was 2004. And would you believe – Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie were all at the festival? Jen wore a white gown and it sparkled and this photo became one of their most famous red carpet photos together because back then, it seemed like everything was going great. At this point, Brange had already been shooting Mr and Mrs Smith for about three months and there were all kinds of rumours about the two of them. So Brad and Jen went to Cannes to shut them down. And then Brad went off to begin work on Oceans Twelve. He and Angelina resumed filming on Mr and Mrs Smith later that summer. And, well, you know the rest. (Go Fug Yourself) 

This is delightful. It’s Mandy Patinkin and his wife Kathryn answering their son’s questions about pop culture while eating matzo. My favourite is when Mandy pipes up periodically to get Kathryn to pass the salt or the butter. Enjoy this for what it is – which is a happy alternative to your parents calling about not being able to access their email or send a text or figure out the camera on the iPad or switching the TV from one HDMI to another. My stress levels just went up typing that sentence. (Pajiba) 

Shameless Self Promotion alert! For the last couple of months, I’ve been managing LaineyGossip.com and shooting multiple shows from home. If you’re curious about how my days looked, I documented last Tuesday journal-style. (Fashion Magazine)