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Bradley Cooper was photographed leaving Renee Zellweger’s with his dog today, loading him into a crate before driving off. This is a good habit. It’s a habit we should emulate. Because Marcus travels shotgun and without a seatbelt. Yes, they make dog seatbelts. Go ahead, roll your eyes.

M has never been a crate in the car dog. If he’s not riding shotgun, he’s on my lap, unless I’m wearing black, because he sheds, I’ll throw him in the back. Which is not his favourite because it’s harder to see. Anyway, you’re right, safety first, he should totally get a seatbelt.

Anyway, Coop as you know spent the holiday with his parents and his girlfriend and it was all very twee. Now of course everyone’s wondering when he’ll propose. Oh poor Renee. This is Danger. This is the kind of pressure no one needs. And even if it’s not true, that she doesn’t care about marriage, how do you have that conversation anyway?


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Bradley Cooper packs his dog up in a pet crate before driving away from Renee Zellweger’s house

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