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This is not the sure bet. But I like the underdog.

Arguments for:

  • The hair. The sex. The way he looked in that suit in The Hangover. Please
  • Currently one of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors who can boast of a rumoured romance with everyone’s favourite Jennifer Aniston and a current romance with Renee Zellweger
  • The Hangover was a MASSIVE hit, now established as the highest grossing R rated comedy of all time
  • Coop has Man Cred. A LOT of Man Cred. I asked Jacek about Coop’s Man Cred. His reply: he was in Wedding Crashers. That’s all the Man Cred you need. And now Coop is working on A-Team. See? Man Cred
  • And he wants it. The SMA title would cap off a career year as Coop continues to establish himself among the men to be considered


Arguments against:

  • Associating yourself with 2 of Hollywood’s most desperate women probably isn’t the most prestigious distinction
  • The Hangover was huge but can Coop carry a movie on his own?
  • He lost out to Ryan Reynolds for the Green Lantern. Coop isn’t a lock.
  • Sometimes his pants suck
  • That mysterious divorce
  • Robert Pattinson


Odds: 5 to 1

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