Nearly 20 years ago, Jennifer Lopez gave an interview to Movieline during which she shaded and/or judged and/or side-eyed Sharon Stone, Sandra Bullock, Salma Hayek, Cameron Diaz, Gwyneth Paltrow, Claire Danes, Winona Ryder, Madonna, Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, and maybe Sean Penn because she said that he told her that in a different world, at a different time, they would be together. My point is…  if Halsey is trying for the same result here with her, um, contemporaries, she’s got a LOT of work to do. (Dlisted)

A solid argument in favour of Taika Waititi for the Pajiba 10. He’s so hot I have to actively stop myself from knowing too much about him because it could become a major interruption. I’m curious though – how much Taika will we get when it’s time to start promoting Thor: Ragnarok? Much of the excitement about the movie is because HE is the one who directed it. I mean, sure, Chris Hemsworth, whatever. But the reason THIS Thor is so highly anticipated is because people can’t wait to see Taika’s Thor. And I can’t wait to see Taika’s Thor red carpet wardrobe. You can tell, he’s into his clothes. (Pajiba)

Bradley Cooper is at Glastonbury shooting scenes for A Star Is Born and Kris Kristofferson is there too. Bradley’s playing the character that Kris played in the Barbra Streisand version. You know where I’m going next with this, right? That role was supposed to go to Elvis. And they couldn’t make it work, probably because Colonel Parker was f-cking around, although he denies it and says that it was Elvis who didn’t want to commit to the project. But it would have completely redeemed his movie career, non? If Elvis had been in A Star Is Born, maybe it would all be different now. (Just Jared)

Yes, yes, please everybody. There is an abundance of flats out there. Go with a flat as your first choice this summer and see what happens. I’m telling you, it’ll be a new style identity. A metallic flat IS the new neutral and it’s an instant outfit game-changer. Like I notice and will remember a flats outfit probably more than I’ll notice and remember a heels outfit. (Go Fug Yourself)

Did you think I was done talkin about Elvis? Wrong. Priscilla Presley basically got pregnant with Lisa Marie on their wedding night. And she has said that as soon as she got pregnant, Elvis didn’t want to to have sex with her anymore – even after she had the baby. Look, I’ve never said that Elvis didn’t have some f-cked up issues. So Priscilla wasn’t having any sex when she was pregnant. And Whitney Port isn’t having any either, but for different reasons. That’s TWO Hills references in one post. (Cele|bitchy)

This week in Celebrity Hair: Lena Dunham goes very, very short… and Kaia Gerber’s “shag”, does it make her look so much like Rachel Bilson? Yes, sure, sure, but are we really calling this a “shag”. Because how is it different from the hair we used to see on The Hills only pushed forward into the face? I am a shag purist. It’s Meg Ryan. That’s it. (Jezebel)