Hair Club for No One
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It’s Brendan Fraser. The title should be self explanatory, non? Fraser was spotted shopping at Samy Cameras yesterday in LA spending some of that Mummy money on photography. And he needs another Mummy movie soon. Because lately Brendan Fraser has been for sh-t at the box office. Fraser can currently be seen in theatres in a movie called Furry Vengeance. It was released at the end of April, should be kicking around in a few cinemas still, earning an impressive 6% review rating and 0% from top critics and not that much better in ticket sales. Extraordinary Measures with Harrison Ford in January was the same.
Critically it’s not new territory for him. But Fraser’s career box office is in excess of 2 billion dollars worldwide. He makes terrible movies and those terrible movies make so much money. This is why his asking price is what it is. Which means Furry Measures was an anomaly, anomalies. He is the beneficiary of bad taste.
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