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It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green.

Not so.

Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes having sex. But while Megan has declined to declare her still-engaged status, he on the other hand is making it very clear: she still belongs to me.

Brian told TV Guide:

"We"re solid. We"ve lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other"s names.” Like that’s supposed to signify solidity.

Brian goes on to say that “"We have more time away from each other right now than we"d like.”  Dude...don"t think she"s disliking the time away at all

Here’s Megan is shopping at Fred Segal the other day.

Is it just or has she had a lot of plastic surgery? Something about her face isn’t right. What?

Photos from Flynetonline.com

Brian Austin Green insists he and Megan Fox are still together despite rumours she dumped his ass

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