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It"s the craziest thing, y"all. Brit and Kfed actually looked like they"ve taken a shower. Both of them via PopSugar. Even more shocking is the fact that Britney looks kinda cute. Still trashy but cute all the same. Apparently she was back at the recording studio this weekend, laying down some sample tracks for what"s rumoured to be a comeback album. And this, my fellow gossips, is the best news ever. Better a comeback than a follow up Kspawn and better a new record than another half a million dollar investment for Kevin housed in her womb. Because I still hold out hope that her body can return to this form. And an even crazier part of me still believes that JT will take her back one day. But not if she keeps letting that low grade genetic mutation fertilise her eager eggs.

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