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I can"t really see them but they do look nice. And I just wanted an excuse to talk about her porn video. Have you seen it? Don"t mean to sound pervy or anything but she"s kinky hot. And for a supermodel, she has an impressively nice ass. Scratch that. It"s THE most perfect ass I"ve ever seen. Not a trace of cellie, not a line, not a crease, not a pimple, not a scar. Did I mention she"s had a kid, too? Yes, yes. The ex is a total piece of sh*t for releasing the footage. But in this case, I think it"s done much more good than bad. And did I mention she"s frickin" hot???

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