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I like this girl…she is a doll. Have met Brittany Murphy twice, both times she was a doll, if not a little crazy. Especially last year at a Toronto Film Festival afterparty drunk off her tree.

Still…she is lovely. Lovely and polite and not Jessica Alba.

But she does have an engagement problem. Can’t date without getting engaged, this time she went ahead and got married.

His name is Simon, he is a screenwriter, not known how long they’ve been together but considering 8 months ago she was about to marry someone else, chances are, they’ve only just fallen in love.

At the Derby flaunting their rings on Saturday and while of course congratulations are in order, the smutty cynic in me says… how long?

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