Brooke Shields did not take painkillers… and yeah… when you read about her reasoning, it makes total sense, considering what we know about painkillers and how addictive they can be. I had surgery a few years ago. Afterwards I was given oxycontin, and by the time Jacek came to find me in the recovery room, he thought they’d actually operated on my brain because I was a completely different person. I was the life of the party, talking to strangers, hooting and hollering like it was a club – and that is not me. I have stranger danger. I prefer to not talk to anyone. But that’s how much I f-cking enjoyed oxy, the one and only time I went near it. I know myself, I know that would be exactly the kind of sh-t that would f-ck up my life. This is also why I’ve never tried cocaine, not because of I’m some kind of good girl but because I know I would fall in love with it and it would ruin me. Cannabis gummies, truffles, and sparkling water, on the other hand, now that’s the tame lane I can survive in. (Cele|bitchy) 


Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker went to someone else’s wedding and at one point she straddled him and started grinding which… I mean… if this was my wedding, I’d be cool with it. I would not be cool if she wore white but I would be cool if they got horny all over some couches during the reception when it’s supposed to be a party anyway because any time people make out aggressively at a wedding, it’s great gossip and we talk about it forever and isn’t that what you want at a wedding? Something to talk about that’s not harmful, like a racist uncle, or that prick your colleague is dating who always gets drunk and fights? (Dlisted) 

When I first saw this look on Elle Fanning last night at the InStyle awards, I was worried about how heavy that knot would be. But I’m zooming in on it now and I don’t think it’s made of metal? Or anything solid? Like to me, and it may be that my eyes are bugging, it seems like it’s plastic, not unlike the kind of sh-t that they use for pool floats. And if that’s the case, it would be the opposite – super light. Like wearing air. No, actually wearing air! You look and tell me if you think that’s what it is. (Go Fug Yourself)

Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth are back together. And it would appear that they are about to become parents. (Pajiba) 

OK let’s talk about mac and cheese, because people fight over mac and cheese recipes. Here’s one I can actually weigh in on and I agree with Eater here because it’s also my go-to: the Martha Stewart recipe. It was recommended to me a few years ago and I haven’t tried another one since. Here’s the thing though – it’s not cheap. Gruyere is NOT cheap, and it needs the Gruyere. Also, I add my own flair to it. Which is the thing I add to everything: CHEETO DUST, obviously. Like this recipe was already a 10/10 for me. But with the Cheeto dust? It’s never level. (Eater)