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I LOVE M Night Shyamalan. I have loved everything he’s made, even Unbreakable, which is why I guess it’s no surprise that I loved Lady in the Water - probably not for everyone but definitely, definitely for me. Having said that, I’m also very much looking forward to seeing Bryce Dallas Howard in anything OTHER than a Night production. At the very least, it would be nice to hear how she speaks when she’s not communicating like a pilgrim or a water nymph educated in proper but not colloquial English. Besides, I only just realised how attractive she is. Here she is arriving at Letterman the other day, glorious in red, with the most beautiful eyes, skin from heaven, and a decidedly sh*tty sense for fashion. No…she’s not perfect. We’ll definitely have to work on that one.

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