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Cameron Diaz is apparently the new muse for Tag Heuer. Here she is yesterday in Basel, Switzerland promoting the brand. P. Diddy who Cam has been f-cking recently was over in Paris earlier this week, not too far away, but they say he was suspiciously paying a lot of attention to Cassie which, of course, is more than enough to send Cam into a jealous rage, because she really is that girl.

I debated whether or not to point out that Cam looks like shit because sometimes it’s just not fair, but my ma the Chinese Squawking Chicken has always said that some men will suck your beauty away. And I feel that that’s exactly what has happened to Cameron Diaz. One after the other her terrible choices are taking their toll.

Cameron Diaz, the muse for Tag Heuer's new women's watch collection, attended a preview at Baselworld.

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