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Oh she brung it alright. She brung it hard.

Perfection. Every detail perfect.

Hate to say it but for this client, Rachel Zoe is doing an amazing job. Several straight weeks of having to style her for Shrek, for countless carpets, and the track record has been nothing short of - as Katie Holmes would say – amazing.

As for single Cameron, she’s never looked better. Hitting her stride at 34, the best legs in the business, always originally accessorised… it’s really a shame, you know? A shame about that raging ego. A shame she had to go and complain about being Too Pretty.

Still…between CAm and the Shelf Ass, I choose Cam.

And this little number? This black and polka little dress. I would hit the gym and get a breast reduction for this dress.  I so would.

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