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Not even my new love for Cammie could have saved last night. Last night she was washed out and bland. Last night she was Ann Bland. Ann Bland from Arrested Development. Ann Veal. Ann Egg.

Who? Her?

Sigh.

I miss that show.

Anyway, about Cam and bland. Bland pale pink, bland strapless Marchesa – of course Marchesa because most of Marchesa is the ass but Harvey Weinstein has propped Cam for a long, long time and she’s probably now angling for a part in his next great script.

Which is why she showed up looking like day unshowered herm. Ugh. So disappointing. Especially since I saw her Saturday night at the Beverly Hills Hotel in a black fitted top with a black and white geometric print pencil skirt blowing everyone else outta the water.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Cameron Diaz Oscars 2008

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