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Call me Cruise but I"m all over Cameron Diaz as a brunette, even though you can"t see her entire face and maybe that"s a good thing. Don"t even mind the bitchy scowl either - like an unsightly growth you get used to, the irritation of it eases over time, especially if it"s backed up by such a slammin" body, if not a little manly. A shame, really, especially since I was growing quite fond of her special brand of hot hermaphrodite, although I suppose the change was necessary to keep that pipsqueak on his game. SexyBack inspiration - I can totally see it.

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