Nobody is here to tell Cardi B what she is and isn’t doing right because, clearly, she’s doing almost everything right given that her debut album, Invasion Of Privacy, went to #1 in its first week. But… as we’ve learned from Beyoncé… that doesn’t mean improvement isn’t possible. Beyoncé has certainly improved. Did Beyoncé ever wear clear bra straps? I don’t want to say that she didn’t because, well, we’ve seen some of the sh-t that Beyoncé has worn in the past. Were clear bra straps more forgivable in the past though? Like acid wash? Wearing clear bra straps in 2018 comes with a higher deduction, right? (Dlisted) 

As we get closer and closer to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding, her rogue relatives keep making headlines. This, however, might be the best Markle rogue relative headline that we’ve seen, better than any of the stories her stepsister has shared about her so far. Turns out Meghan has a nephew who grows weed legitimately. And he’s come up with a blend in celebration of their marriage. This is a thoughtful gift. And an excellent business idea. Can’t hate. (Jezebel) 
First of all, Tracee Ellis-Ross looks amazing in this pyjama suit and I hope we see her at the Met Gala this year because she was one of the very, very, very best last year – and on theme. Second…WHAT THE F-CK IS THIS ABOUT A BLACK-ISH DIVORCE? Sorry to shout but if you’ve been reading this site a while you know how I feel about black-ish. And I guess this is why I love it so much. Because the show is willing to do this in a sitcom setting: explore the difficulties of marriage, the fact that sometimes “good” marriages don’t last, or when they DO last, the work that goes into it is painful and traumatising. (Just Jared) 
It’s a Coachella miracle, even though this didn’t happen at Coachella. Two women who loathed each other posed for a selfie. Because you know what brings people together nowadays? Social media. And likes. Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes have exhausted the amount of likes they can get on Instagram when they’re dragging each other so they’ve decided to be kind. (Cele|bitchy) 

As mentioned, here in Toronto we’ve been living through a bullsh-t ice and rain situation for days. It’s now warm enough so that conditions aren’t as slippery anymore but the amount of water we’re getting is flooding some neighbourhoods. Which is why I keep thinking about rain clothing. I already have a pair of Hunter wellies. Probably you do too. But do I need a pair in orange? Do you? I think I might. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Are you up on the Khloe Kardashian baby father drama? That was last week’s news, I guess. At the time though, VSB asked a very important question: does Tristan Thompson have more side-chicks or post moves? In other news, Khloe announced the name of the baby today. Duana will not be commenting because… too easy, too easy. (Very Smart Brothas)