What is 2017 red? I don’t know. I just know that every fall fashion trend list out there is big on red. Red is the “it” colour of fall 2017. Red is everywhere.

Which… for me… probably means I can’t participate. I like red in small doses: lips, nails, as part of a print, but a specific kind of red – it has to be dark, with a blue undertone, not orange.

Here’s Carey Mulligan in a red dress last night. Red dress on a red carpet, not my favourite. But I appreciate that this red dress isn’t your usual “va-va-voom” red dress. It’s not body-con. There’s a waist but it’s not trying to be A WAIST.

That said, I don’t know if I would have gone with red lips. Or the hair styled like that. I don’t know why this hairstyle keeps happening.