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Behind the blonde lurks a bitch and you don’t have to look too closely to see that Carrie Underwood expected to be the star of the night. Indeed she was, even though it was spoiled for a few short moments by Miley Cyrus who elicited a huge cheer from the crowd at one point, prompting a narrow-eyed glare from our country queen in the process.

Still… Carrie took home three awards and charmed the MiniVan Majority with her “gosh darn it” on camera reactions and her virginal doily white dress that she likely pillaged from Emmy Rossum’s closet.

Can they please duet?

photos from WENN

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