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There was a Lost event in LA last night building up to the series finale next weekend. I’m rushing home to Vancouver for it and I’ll also be live blogging about it immediately after. More details to follow. Several members of the cast were in attendance. For the purposes of this article, I’m referring to them by their character names. Because for these actors, that’s really the only way we know them. And I like most of them better on the island over off the island.

Especially Desmond.

Desmond is everyone’s favourite. But Island Desmond is way hotter than Off Island Desmond, brother. Same goes for a cleaned up Sawyer. There’s some bloat in the face going on for Josh Holloway here. Stop showing me this. I don’t know what the f-ck is happening with Boone and Daniel Farraday either. Boone’s entire look right now is a dealbreaker. Oily, gross, and Try. Farraday seems like he’d be a crier. Ben’s hair is giving me the Brendan Fraser skeeves and only Jin and Richard have maintained their Island hot.

Lost is ending. These Off Island unattractive sightings, they’re making it worse. Wah.

PS. Seeing Ethan always kills me. I always think of Little Sci Suri Cruise. One of my favourite jokes.


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