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What a waste. A woman who looks like this reduced to old lady diamonds and ball gowns every time she steps out with her man. Does Zeta have a face or what? Gorgessity. Work done, yes. But gorgessity all the same.

At the Australian premiere of Death Defying Acts today, Zeta looks freshly waxed, in more ways than one, and easily 10 years younger than her usual vibe whenever the geriatric is around. On that note, she keeps insisting that she’s 38. Hard pressed to find anyone who believes her… the legs are a giveaway.

Still… Zeta is beautiful. Absolutely.

And is it just me or are you getting a major case of the maybe gaybes from Guy Pearce?

Photos from Wenn.com

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