You know who probably dreads a new Taylor Swift release date than John Mayer, Harry Styles and Jake Gyllenhaal combined? Karlie Kloss.

 

The leaps and bounds some Swifties make to continue to intertwine these two is Robsten-level delusion.

 

A few weeks back, I wondered if Jeff Goldblum was soft-launching Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater on Instagram. Ariana followed by quietly posting Ethan – and tagging him – in the 10th photo of this slide show. She also posted a group shot with him on April 11. It’s great timing, with wall-to-wall TTPD coverage, there’s not a lot of room for this months-old story.

 

Typically, pulling up vintage tweets means trouble for famous people. But Joel Kim Booster’s old tweet about Maya Rudolph is wholesome. It’s like the reverse Ayo Edebiri and JLo. These two are cute!

Paris Hilton doing a “unicorn trot” around Coachella grounds while her security runs after her  - the more things change, the more they stay the same. 

 

Did you know Robert Downey Jr. has a coffee line? Every time I see it I think it’s bodywash, the branding really throws me off.

TMZ is reporting that TNT will not be at the MET Gala. 

 

I think skipping this year is the smart move – all eyes are on them, all the time. There’s no benefit to attending. She has a show that week and while I’m sure Anna would still be happy to have him on his own, it might look a little thirsty on his part. 

 

Eddie Redmayne and Zoe Kravitz are good friends? I had no idea! They were in Fantastic Beasts together (had to Google that) and appeared on Watch What Happens Live together. As Sarah pointed out in today’s The Squawk newsletter, celebs who go onto WWHL probably like to dish. Zoe and Eddie seem like they’d have good gossip sessions.

This wins the Internet today. Shut it down for the weekend.