Smutty Social Media, April 30, 2018

Maria Posted by Maria at April 30, 2018 18:12:44 April 30, 2018 18:12:44

This morning, Lainey posted about Gwyneth’s loose pink dress. I’m on the same wavelength as Lainey in terms of smutty senses, although I think the journey will be different. But then there’s this, posted by Brad Falchuk. A “quick dinner” of steak and frites, artichokes and a lovely salad. With two glasses of red wine. I’m more interested in the steak – in It’s All Good, she revealed that she hadn’t eaten red meat in 20 years, after her friend Leo planted a seed about factory conditions. Maybe that changed. Or maybe she’s craving it right now?

 

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Remember Miley’s infamous Vanity Fair photo shoot, when she was covered with just a sheet? It was 10 years ago. And now she’s taking back her apology, as she should. The gossip landscape was very different a decade ago. That’s why Miley apologized – to appease her fanbase at the time. That is not her fanbase now. If this photo was released today, with a 15-year-old girl, the blowback would be much different.

I bet a lot of the people mad at the incredible (and funny as f-ck) Michelle Wolf are excited about Colin Oatmeal Jost and Michael Che hosting the Emmys. 

My family used to eat escargots (live ones, not from a can) all the time when I was a kid. One night my mom washed them and set them in a pot overnight, and she didn’t secure the lid. When we woke up, there were snails all over the kitchen – on the walls and counters and appliances. We had to peel them off. None of us have eaten one since. I don’t even remember what they taste like, but every time I see them I kind of shudder. 

 

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Blake Lively is promoting A Simple Favour, which means she is changing outfits every 3 hours like she usually does on these promo tours. It’s kind of exhausting.

 

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JLo and ARod continue with their creams and whites and golds – a matching colour palette I’ve noted before. Her new song is called, El Anillo, which translates to “the ring” and lyrics include, “hit a home run with the bases loaded.” In an interview with Beats 1, she talked about the relationship and a possible engagement, saying, “We’re good right now. I’ve done that before to no avail, so I’m a little bit more grown-up now, and I like to let things take their natural course.” The key phrase is “good right now.” It sounds like there’s a limit to her patience.

 

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