John Stamos is profiled in GQ, a wholesome TV heartthrob at 55. He was of course asked about Lori Loughlin. “Whatever happened,” he says, “I'm pretty sure that the punishment is not equal to the crime, if there was a crime.” Except she hasn’t been punished yet, and has the financial means to try to avoid punishment, “if there was a crime.”
Nick Jonas has a tequila now, with John Varvatos. Who is getting all of these celebrities into the booze market? The pitch must be amazing. Off the top of my head, there’s The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston, Diddy, Matthew McConaughey, George Clooney, Justin Timberlake – even David Beckham has a scotch. And Danny DeVito has a line of limoncello.
More on Aaron Paul: he put this scene up on Twitter. This is season 3, after Jane died and Hank beat him up. He is telling Walt that his life has been poisoned by Heisenberg, and he has nothing and no one. But I’m analyzing the emojis: the first one is an alembic (I had to Google it). According to dictionary.com, it’s an obsolete distilling apparatus. There’s also a gem and money.
Cats out of the bag...and the bag is in the river. Here’s a moment from Breaking Bad to slowly prepare you all for what’s to come. #BreakingBad #Netflix #Elcomino ⚗️💎💵💰 https://t.co/q3VdCCLxZe— Aaron Paul (@aaronpaul_8) August 25, 2019
Was there a mandate to wear stripes to this presentation? (Flip to the second photo in the album.)
Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello own a vacation home called Casa Chipi Chipi, which is a great name for a tropical vacation home.
I haven’t cracked the second season of Succession yet, but I’m dying to get to it. So much so that I went on an Instagram expedition: Sarah Snook (Shiv Roy) and Nicholas Braun (Cousin Greg) are the only two people in the main cast that I could find on social media. And I feel like that lines up with their characters. Cousin Greg would post about the Popeye’s chicken sandwich and many, many shots of his first time on a private jet.
As summer vacation winds down, so does yacht season on Instagram. If you could spend a two-week vacation on one of these, who would be your host: Valentino, Barry Diller or David Geffen? I’m definitely going with Geffen.