What else could I start with today but the unexpected story of summer. Yesterday, I mentioned the Megan Fox post about Machine Gun Kelly. Shortly after, Brian Austin Green posted a tweet with the same caption, except instead of Machine Gun Kelly, the photo was of his four children (three who count Megan as their mom). It is the perfect amount of shade– enough to let people know that he’s eye-rolling her, but not so much that it seems offside for two people who have to co-parent. It’s celebrity alchemy at work: a B (her) and a C (him) making A-list headlines. It’s deliciously petty gossip, which we are starving for. Megan and Brian, thank you for your service. (And thank you to everyone who emailed and tweeted me and even saved screenshots – this is team work!)

 

OMG I’m obsessed with plasma pen treatment videos but it’s still very hard to find where I live. If you’ve done it, tell me everything.

 

The damn egg in vinegar. Has it ever worked for your kids? We just end up with a mess every time. In much more interesting Jennifer Garner news, check out Lainey’s post from earlier today.

Over the weekend, Rihanna popped into Karen Huger’s (of Real Housewives of Potomac) Instagram Live and commented that she loves her and Garcelle. Of course she has amazing taste. Here’s Garcelle, now a one-name wonder, on the cover of Vogue Italia. 

 

So does this mean Alec Baldwin is an anti-vaxxer or does he just like hosting them?

At least one person in this photo knows what happened between Julianna Margulies and Archie Panjabi. It’s my grassy knoll.