Maria’s on holiday until after the New Year so I’m taking over Smutty Social Media. Sorry in advance.
An update on Jenny Slate and Chris Evans – they broke up in 2017, they got back together in 2017, and they’re still together at the end of 2017. Looks like Jenny spent Christmas with Chris’s family. This is his brother:
Drew Barrymore and her ex-husband Will Kopelman are consciously uncoupled and co-parenting. More importantly… is that a chocolate covered corndog? I f-cking LOVE a corndog. I had the best corndog of my life this year at the Calgary Stampede. A chocolate corndog, to me, sounds hideous.
This is… really, really embarrassing, right? Like, Scott Eastwood levels of embarrassing.
Oh look. It’s a Timberlake Christmas ego stroke. He’s a better singer than you and he’s a better everything than you, including a better Santa than you, because he doesn’t waste the cookies. Even at Christmas he has to remind you that he’s the ME ME ME priority.
Chrissy Teigen tried to fly to Tokyo. And apparently a passenger got on the wrong plane – and was allowed to board the wrong plane (!!!) – and the plane had to turn back around. This was, understandably, the worst for everyone on that plane. But since Chrissy Teigen was on board, it became entertainment for everyone else. Here are the first few tweets. Check her feed (and it’s the best) for the rest.
a flying first for me: 4 hours into an 11 hour flight and we are turning around because we have a passenger who isn’t supposed to be on this plane. Why...why do we all gotta go back, I do not know
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
So many questions and I have no answers. Either do they. This person must be mortified though
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
what is happening how do you know more than I do. I’m still in the sky! https://t.co/0c4q8TKcwN
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
Lmao after all this I will have spent 8 hours on a flight to nowhere. Like we were all just havin a great time up here flyin in the sky watching gran torino time to go home now
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
This person is so lucky that we will all have to deplane. Imagine having to walk off alone. The shame!
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
I don’t know why I’m not more upset about this. The pleasure I get out of the story is worth more to me than a direct flight to Tokyo
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
Kate Hudson really, really wants us to think she can sing. She sings a lot on social media. This time she’s singing with close family friend David Foster. Also, flip to the next. WTF is Jennifer Meyer wearing?
