I wrote about the #BottleCapChallenge yesterday, hoping for FKA twigs to come in and take the crown. Ellie Goulding has entered the ring. A solid effort for sure. 

Sarah’s review of Midsommar was posted yesterday – she called it “the best breakup movie in the whole ass world”. I generally stay away from horror movies. She keeps telling me it’s not a horror, and that I can handle it. The hook for me was that “Team Loser Boys” goes down. Here’s another great sales pitch:

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t turn 50 until July 24 but this entire summer tour is about her 50th birthday party. She’s ridiculous. She is better now than 25 years ago. Click here to see a photo of her in 1994. Anyway, after watching this video, I think I’m going to need a ponytail that goes past my ass. 


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I can’t believe there hasn’t yet been an organised bonfire where Taylor Swift fans gather to burn all of Justin Bieber’s merchandise. Her fans are among the most engaged and proactive online groups out there. His fans are also the most engaged and proactive online groups out there. I’m worried about the imminent clash. Imminent might not even be the right word for it. I think they’re probably clashing right now – I’m too afraid to look. 


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Oh look, Jake Gyllenhaal is being charming and funny in an interview, going on a random tangent connecting Cabbage Patch Kids to Benedict Cumberbatch so, once again, I’m the only person he has ever been a f-cking dick to. 

Yesterday in this space I wondered about those Millie Bobby Brown photos of her hanging out with Zahara and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and whether or not to post them or link to them. Thank you for your feedback. These shots that MBB posted to her own IG do not require any debate. Cute look, perfect for her. 


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Naomi Campbell just walking around on the subway in a sparkly cape is not my mood because if it could just be that easy we’d all have a 30 year modelling career. 


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Here’s your Kawhi Leonard update – there isn’t one. But, again, it’s the thing everyone is waiting on. As you can see from the first comment under this tweet. It’s true…there are people refreshing constantly, that’s how badly they need to know where Kawhi will sign. Kawhi meanwhile doesn’t give a sh-t how anxious you are.