Smutty Social Media, July 31, 2017

Whimsy Philipps. This is really a perfect anecdote because it’s silly but not embarrassing, just the right amount of McConaughey charm.

 

Wait. I didn't get to tell this story cause when you're hosting, you know, ITS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU But years ago, at a pre-oscar party when Heath and Michelle were both nominated for Brokeback, Matthew McConaughey came up to congratulate them and we were introduced- he talked with us for about 10 mins and when he left he said, "Heath, Michelle, congratulations and best of luck to you this weekend. Marc, it was nice to meet you. WHIMSY, it was a pleasure!" We obviously didn't correct him cause who cares?!- he's Matthew McConaughey! He can call me whatever he wants! But we all just about died. And Michelle to this DAY sometimes calls me Whimsy. And it always makes us laugh. 😂😂 Also. He's so hot.

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Jul 31, 2017 at 8:58am PDT

Jennifer Garner babysat for Stephen Colbert. Allison Williams worked as an assistant to Tina Fey (her dad Brian hooked her up). Katie Lowes was a nanny for Connie Britton. I love these nuggets.
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In 1995 I worked security for A (ONE) Garth Brooks concert in Manhattan Ks. Last night I finally got to say you're welcome for keeping him safe that night and basically giving him the wonderful career he's had thus far. Thank you Garth for the amazing night I had with my #crew slash #squad ❤️#circles

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Jul 29, 2017 at 10:00am PDT

Lala hasn’t “liked” either photo her estranged husband Carmelo posted on Instagram. Boss move.

 

I look at you on this birthday, and it is hard to believe another year has passed. You are as beautiful now as ever before!!! Sending Birthday wishes to MY EARTH 🌏 @lala Love YOU #AVeryPOWERFulDay6/25

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Jun 25, 2017 at 9:53pm PDT

Kate Hudson and her boyfriend Danny Fujikawa are still together and her Instagram has continued to be very tame – lots of workouts and family time, not a lot of socializing. Whatever happened with her custody issue?

 

We at it again 🙌 #DirtBikeRyders

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Jul 30, 2017 at 7:31pm PDT

Kevin Hart wants to show us that he and Eniko are OK.

 

@kevinhart4real @enikonhart I see ya'll over there!!! Keep rocking!! #teamLOVE

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Jul 30, 2017 at 8:47am PDT

What a kind and generous fortune cookie.

 

#FortuneCookie #Hollywood

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Jul 29, 2017 at 8:59pm PDT

I’ve come back to this Mia Farrow photo a few times because it’s not simply the amount of root beer that is interesting (although it is a f-ck load of root beer), but how she consumes different brands. Usually if someone is very partial to a food, like Diet Coke, they only drink Diet Coke. Offer them a Diet Pepsi and they are appalled. But she drinks two very popular, different brands of root beer (assuming it’s all for her). Doesn’t she have a favourite?

I'm fine pic.twitter.com/LUj8ly287Q

— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) July 23, 2017

The marketing for Halle’s new movie is a bit cringeworthy. “Don’t kidnap my child or I’ll beat you up!”

 

#KidnapMovie in theaters August 4th, don't miss it!

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Jul 29, 2017 at 5:06pm PDT