Lainey low-key worries about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden so this is for her. All good.
The paleontologist who consulted on Jurassic Park has said we are closer than ever to cloning dinosaurs. Haven’t we covered this?
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should... https://t.co/oBKYZ9Ilsh
— Jeff Goldblum (@jeffreygoldbIum) March 9, 2019
Regina Hall has some thoughts on Beyoncé being bit in the face. She isn’t changing the players, but she suggests that the narrative was perhaps embellished because Tiffany Haddish is a natural storyteller. Regina (who has a new profile in the NYT) knows these people so her opinion holds a lot of weight.
Remember when I wrote about David Beckham’s statue unveiling and how it must be nerve-wracking, because what if they get it wrong? Well James Corden was thinking along the same lines because he created a fake statue to prank “Dave” Beckham.” DB is trying so hard to hide his “what the f-ck is this” face as the pain goes on and on and on. I have to say, he is quite polite and dryly funny (“you probably did me a favour there”) considering the situation.
Nick Jonas and John Stamos are doing a bit. If they want to take it to the next level they need to spoon in person.
