Smutty Social Media, March 13, 2018

“The Meghan Markle power coat” is definitely becoming a fashion subcategory, and Mindy Kaling is the queen of statement pieces (even if she’s being modest). Her TV alter ego Mindy Lahiri had a wardrobe that popped, and The Mindy Project’s costume designer Salvatore Perez said it was because they didn’t want the look to be effortless, but rather effort-ful. 

Everyone is excited about James Blunt “burning” John Mayer re: you’re beautiful, but we are missing the important question. How did James come across John’s tweet from October 2017? He exposed his own creeping. 

Busy deserves a selfie coffee table book – she’s really good at it! She captured the perfect moment, without great lighting, and didn’t even need to filter it.

I’m jumping on the Headless Women in Hollywood bandwagon because it is so, so good. We’ve all seen these posters, even if it didn’t really register that the woman’s heads are purposefully cut out of the photos.

Liam Hemsworth holding a puppy, do we need a reason why?

“Girl Jedi ruined my childhood.” (Yes I’m being sarcastic but if you read the comments on this thread – please don’t – you would see how many men are truly and deeply upset about this.)

The Versace Tribute collection has done well for the brand – in fact, I think it’s given it a shot of life (which is interesting timing, considering the buzz around The Assassination of Gianni Versace). The supermodel retrospective helped, too. For the Oscars, Versace dressed Lupita, Mary J. and Jennifer Garner, and for the Vanity Fair party they dressed Paris Jackson, Hailey Baldwin, Lily Aldridge and Nina Agdal. A very good showing. This year, the Met Gala theme is “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination” and the co-hosts are Donatella, Amal Clooney and Rihanna. Anna Wintour will probably wear Chanel (as she often does), Amal will adhere to the theme but stay classy (she is a pretty serious red carpet dresser), but Rihanna and Donatella? They are going to ball out. And I can’t wait.