Smutty Social Media, May 3, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at May 3, 2017 18:29:45 May 3, 2017 18:29:45

My favourite MET Gala subgenre: celebrities smoking in the bathroom. The NY Daily News had a whole story on it: Dakota Johnson’s dress is much cooler from this angle (and yes that’s Armie Hammer vaping in the background).

 

Smoking in the girls room #metgala @chardefrancesco @courtneylove @space_witch666

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I have been doing some MET Gala math. Stella McCartney dressed three people: Gisele, Naomi Watts and Kate Hudson. Stella posted a picture with all three. Naomi and Kate both posted photos with one another, but none with Gisele. Gisele posted a photo of herself and a few with Tom, but none with the other women (she tagged Stella). And if we’re playing photo assumption (which I am), there’s a bit of a tightness here, no?

 

My gals! x Stella #MetGala

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I’m taking from this that the invite hasn’t been extended yet which… she’s an interesting dresser, even on the red carpet. And Michelle Williams has attended (but as a guest of a designer, so probably doesn’t get a plus one). I’d very much like to see what Busy pulls out for a theme.


Hahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm in good company 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I feel like I missed so many people at the MET Gala this year, including Sophie Turner with Joe Jonas. Still catching up.

 

These two ❤️

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George keeps showing off these onesies and, as Lainey pointed out, one is pink and one is blue. Boy/girl?

 

When you send your friend onesies and he thinks they're @casamigos coozies. #firsttimedad

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Over the weekend TMZ reported that Aaron Rodgers and Kelly Rohrbach were on a golf date. If you recognize her name, it’s because she was Leo’s last bonafide before his current bonafide. And she’s starring in the new Baywatch movie. Because Aaron Rogers is super duper low-key and isn’t into the Hollywood life.

 

@michaelkors 🌴🌴🌴

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Hard to believe this gem is on his fourth marriage.


Zoe Kravitz took this photo.

 

Photos:
Jamie McCarthy/ Karwai Tang/ Dia Dipasupil/ John Shearer/ Getty Images

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