It’s not enough to be a multi-billionaire: Bezos wants to josh with the Wolf Pack (formerly known as the Pussy Posse). OK here’s an idea: what if Leonardo DiCaprio sold him a spot the same way Jeff sells seats on his little rockets to the clouds. A $5 billion donation to the World Food Programme gets him a VIP night at 1Oak (with guest appearances by Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas).
Ed Sheeran was on a radio show and was asked about Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian and he’s quoted as saying, “"I feel like people's private lives are called private for a reason," he said. "Why do we care? It's their life." Ah yes, that’s what the Kardashians are famous for: discretion and privacy.
Thinking of how I can spin posting this photo of Olivia Rodrigo as Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface a week after Halloween. Can I blame it on the time change?
Victoria’s Secret’s rebrand has not been a smashing success but it hasn’t been a flop, either (read more on the numbers here). Its corporate pockets are still deep enough to book a significant model like Hailey Bieber. I suspect that the brand will eventually drop its half-hearted attempt at inclusive sizing and branding and circle back to the Angels. In a couple of years, people will be nostalgic for those tacky shows.
Aaron Rodgers is apparently “very unhappy” about the vaccine blowback and didn’t expect it. But wait, he’s an anti-cancel culture crusader and not a sheeple, so why does he care if the public doesn’t agree with him? Shouldn’t he be satisfied with his 500 page power point presentation of his own research that he gave to the NFL? Are you trying to tell me that someone who has consistently dated famous women is deeply invested in his own popularity and what people think of him? Well I never would have guessed!
Shailene Woodley is not exactly being a cool cucumber either: she’s defending him from pap photos of him getting coffee. I love how she tells people to “calm the f-ck down” while she’s having an Instagram stories meltdown.