Smutty Social Media, October 16, 2018

Subtext: we are going to be the Fast Flames that last. 

Do you think Britney Spears included Selena Gomez in her workout on purpose? I don’t know how much or how little Brit gets the entertainment headlines, but I think it was intentional. There are similarities in their stories. Britney is probably one of the few people who can really empathize with Selena’s situation.

I really hate to give any energy to the ass boil that is Piers Morgan, but the idea that a man carrying (and caring for) his child is emasculating is not just toxic but also completely misguided and nonsensical. Men with babies and/or puppies are swooned over. It’s easy to understand why that would be a foreign concept to Piers, who is revolting in every metric we use to measure a man in 2018. 

I like the family math on a “dog nephew.” I have a dog nephew, Leo. He’s really naughty.

 

Cazzie David has to lay low on social media for a minute because anything she posts in the next little bit will be twisted into a “response” to the Pete and Ariana break-up. But I’m going to pre-emptively defend Cazzie here – she has not been petty, not at all. She won’t start now. I don’t know what kind of superhuman strength that takes, but she has it. 

The Weeknd threw a surprise dinner party for Bella Hadid’s birthday last week and she just put this up on Instagram, making her reconciliation with The Weeknd officially official. 

Chilling and accurate. 

 

Tara Reid, who was removed from a flight after complaining about her seat and a pillow. I do not understand this. The pillows are small and always gross me out. Who wants to get off a plane, with baggage, then rebook and wait for another flight? That’s such a hassle.

Lots of things are bad right now but Amy Sedaris wearing a pink pom-pom sweater and hanging out with Maya Rudolph is pretty nice.