I hope I’m not giving anything away for our Australian readers, but this has been on Instagram for 24 hours so I assume it’s OK. Cody Simpson won The Masked Singer Australia and Lindsay Lohan said she guessed correctly. (Is that true? Can I get a confirmation on that from someone who watched the show?) This Tanya Hennessy interview (she is wonderful – am I a dumbass for not knowing this?) is so good. She name checks Miley Cyrus and calls his loft aesthetic “wanker.”
Charlie Puth will play Chandler on the Friends reboot that will inevitably happen in 5 years.
Dennis Quaid (65) is engaged to a 26-year-old woman. That’s an age gap that would make Mick Jagger proud. And while it’s not getting a lot of headlines (because why would it?), it has become punchline-of-the-week on Twitter.
This is one of my faves.
Dennis Quaid listening to his 26-year-old fiancé explain Tik Tok pic.twitter.com/BLMcDhDRpU— Nick Dyer (@nicholasddyer) October 21, 2019
This is a reasonable way to enjoy Star Wars for people who ignore the online “discourse,” which is both confounding and ridiculous. I also don’t need BB-8 on my lettuce – who is that for?
star war looks cool but im 35 years old so i will watch it later this year and quietly enjoy it and not argue about it online or buy funky pops or anything of that nature— jonhendrenPeaceful (@fart) October 22, 2019
This is a million times more smug than a typical anniversary post. “We’re too in love to remember our anniversary!” Okkkkkkkkkkk.