Smutty Social Media, September 14, 2017

Orlando Bloom’s hashtag #nodaysoff – and the next question is: Days off from what? I assume he means fitness and not… work.

 

an evening dip which is something i'm profoundly grateful for #workoutwednesday #nodaysoff #thoughtomostitlookslikeadayoff

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Sep 13, 2017 at 6:21pm PDT

I wrote about the development of Griselda’s story last summer – I don’t know if anyone will be able to take on the ugliness of her and turn it into a real character. These photos are not making me hopeful.

 

So excited to share the first look as my character, Griselda Blanco, in my upcoming movie, Cocaine Godmother. An incredible story of her notorious life. Link to the @people story in my bio. #lifetime

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Sep 13, 2017 at 12:44pm PDT

Nicki Minaj is on Nas’s arm for his birthday but is she on his arm officially? Or, is he on hers?

 

About last night.... #goodvibes #virgoseason

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Sep 14, 2017 at 8:44am PDT

People think Olivia Munn was sending Aaron Rodgers a message through her friend’s hat. So does this mean he’s sending her a message by continuing to hang out in LA and live a “Hollywood” life?

 

I should've asked @nickswardson to wear his other favorite hat. (Note to all friends: Please remove all sports paraphernalia whilst we hang out.)

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Sep 13, 2017 at 12:47pm PDT

This Ariel Winter interview in The Hollywood Reporter captures so much about young fame, stage parents, and the importance on having people on set that actually care about the child actors as people, not as props.

 

Thank you so much @hollywoodreporter and Strawberry Saroyan for a beautiful feature💗 I'd also just like to add, I'm so lucky for all the love and support I have around me. One person who wasn't mentioned much for that love and support is my father. He is one of the closest people in my life-- I'm very lucky to have you dad! I love you. Thank you for being there for me always and being so amazing💘 I also want to share the love with my wonderful fans who are constantly supportive and kind. Couldn't appreciate you more! ❤️ #hollywoodreporter

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Sep 13, 2017 at 12:28pm PDT

I can’t keep up with all of Liam’s insults (I’m just one person, it’s not possible). But I felt particularly inclined to post this one, in which he takes on Noel’s appearance at One Love Manchester and then insults his brother’s wife by calling her a “sh-t Meg.” Meg was Noel’s first wife.

NG broke down in tears cmon you seriously ain't buying that he doesn't give a fuck

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) September 10, 2017

Don't buy into his PR stunt he doesn't give a fuck if the same thing had have gone of in Edinburgh he'd been up there like a shot ahem

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) September 10, 2017

Sara what ever your name is don't ever come for me esp with Jeff silly stupid hair cut as you'll get put down as you were LG

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) September 10, 2017

Your just a shit meg as you were LG x

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) September 10, 2017

According to Teen Vogue, Bella Thorne was spotted kissing Lil Peep. (I don’t know what this means, either.)

 

I have a real fear of elevators.. so what do you do? Face your damn fears and take a photo because or else it didn't happen;)

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Sep 13, 2017 at 11:49am PDT

I just included this to annoy Lainey.

 

Thx for having me @wmag @mario_sorrenti @gucci 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

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Sep 14, 2017 at 9:25am PDT

Judith Light appeared on Laura Brown’s Dirty Laundry web series. The problem with the segment is that Judith Light is so quick and such a strong presence that Laura can’t keep up. I just want to hear Judith talk about shoulder pads and the Tonys.

 

@CarnegieMellon honors @JudithLight for a lifetime of achievement 📸: @LukeFontana | https://cmtoday.cmu.edu/artsculture_entertainment/a-shining-light/

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Apr 3, 2017 at 12:50pm PDT

 

Look to the Light! You know I do. Hilarious heaven human @judithlight, on #DirtyLaundry, 10am! @peopletv Link in bio!

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Sep 14, 2017 at 5:27am PDT