Chrissy Teigen really, really wanted to make banana bread yesterday and asked her followers for some brown bananas in exchange for an assortment of personal gifts. And you know what? She followed through on her promise, sending her mom to pick up the goods and delivering the promised items in exchange. A fair trade. Now some Silicon Valley asshole is probably going to get VC funding for a “crowd-sourced baking” start-up.
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. please send me a photo of u holding the bananas, giving the peace sign— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 21, 2017
if u have 6 BROWN bananas in the LA area, I will send my assistant to your home with a signed cookbook, John's underwear and a Becca palette— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 21, 2017
just for safety, my assistant asks that u taste a small piece of the banana in front of her before making the trade https://t.co/k7bvlH93rO— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 21, 2017
already home. that was...so fast. I will now do all grocery shopping like this pic.twitter.com/DLAzKvDezI— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 21, 2017
I really, really hate to say this but. I need one more banana pic.twitter.com/DBqKjQpSM7— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 21, 2017
my mom just goes "if I go he better have 2 bananas I not going in traffic for 1" she's like a real dealer— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 21, 2017
this is no longer my banana bread. this is *our* banana bread.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 22, 2017
The thirst is real. Nicole didn’t even like the post. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Happy Birthday @NicoleRichie 🎈🎂🎈Looking thru all these photos brings back so many special & amazing memories! ❤ Just wanted to let you know that I am so happy for & proud of you. Such a beautiful family you have created & loving your new TV show @NBCGreatNews, so hilarious! 😹 I will always think of you as a sister & think of you often. Love & miss you 🤗 #SanaSa 👯 #BillAndSill
Instead, this is how Nicole chose to acknowledge her birthday.
Ladies let me tell you something. 35 was AMAZING. I found it easier to say no to things that don't serve me, and HELL YES to the things that do. I fell in love with the universe, books, and 90s rap all over again, but was able to take it in in such a different way. I've let my gardening slip a little, so at 36 I want to get back in touch with nature & growth. Here's to getting older & F-ING LOVING IT 🎂🌈🙌🏿 #36
“Two supermodels and a baby.” Look at this photo. Really look at it. Was there ever going to be any other career option for Kaia?
I know it seems like forever ago, but I find it interesting than even the Meryl Streep of the Emmys, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and a big movie director like J.J. Abrams have to wait in line for a photo wall. Adam Scott, whom I love, I kind of get. Remember when Taylor didn’t ask him to “walk” for her concert?
Have I nagged you enough about The Good Place? Please watch it. Season 2 just started and if the first episode is any indication, it’s going to be as great or even better than season 1. And season 1 was fantastic.
Half of Lainey’s obsession grew a beard. Do you think he puts beard oil on it?
This is not a throwback. This is what Lenny Kravitz looks like today. Still. Forever!