FKA twigs cleared up this incorrect assumption real quick. 

 

Montana (along with Wyoming and Utah) has been pretty popular with celebs over the last six months, particularly for those who are taking a mini break but don’t want to leave the USA. There’s a new show called Big Sky and I had to link to it because the green screen work is so janky. It looks like a Zoom call with a fake background. 

The graphics on this David Spade-as-a-Victoria’s-Secret-model are better than the TV show mentioned above. Do you think Leonardo DiCaprio watched this and was kind of into it? It’s muscle memory. 

In this birthday photo, Oliver Hudson looks like he sells “coke” (crushed up baby laxative and Tylenol) to college kids behind the 7/11. But that could absolutely be the look he was going for. 

 

Armie Hammer has been spotted with Rumer Willis and Jessica Ciencin Henriquez (who was with Josh Lucas, and publicly blasted him for cheating during quarantine). Armie and Elizabeth Chambers were together for 13 years so if they both want to let their genitals take the lead for a few months, who are we to stop them? I hope Elizabeth gets dicked down by Henry Cavill, just so The Man From U.N.C.L.E fans can have something fun to talk about. 

Charlie Puth really kicked up the Call Me By Your Name hive with this one. 

 

And more on Charlie – what does he do with these apple pies, just microwave them? Can you buy these frozen at a store or does he have the hookup at McDonald’s? The thing that makes this pie so special is that you know the first bite could potentially burn your face off – can that same element of danger and deliciousness be achieved at home?

As much as Liam Gallagher is on Twitter, no one has showed him how to do a thread. I think it would lend some continuity to his storytelling. He really can turn anything into an insult –who knew “balloon knot” could be so derisive. What did a balloon knot ever do to Liam?