January Jones does not have celebrity yacht trip FOMO. But does she follow Taraji P. Henson? Might be the most enviable vacation post of the week.


I cannot wait for Never Have I Ever to come back! On Twitter, Mindy Kaling asked for tips to survive eight hours (not eight days) at Disneyland and I read through the responses and I thought some suggestions were over-the-top. I did Disneyland in April and for me, the amount of walking (like 30k steps a day) means I want to pack light. So my list for one day would be: battery case for phone (you need the app now, it’s practically essential), water bottle, bandages, extra socks, hats, sunscreen, lip balm. Choosing the right outfit before you head in is just as important (I wear pants, or a dress with bike shorts) as what you pack because really, anything forgotten on that list can be purchased at premium Mouse House prices, obviously, but it’s not like Mindy needs to worry about that. 


Audrina Patridge from The Hills is releasing a memoir and the stuff about the cast isn’t that interesting to me but I completely forgot she dated Chris Pine! And she says they broke up because he wasn’t into the reality TV hustle. Funny enough, he also dated Vail Bloom, a one-and-done cast member on Vanderpump Rules. Maybe in a Sliding Doors scenario, Chris Pine would have been on The Bachelor or something.


Never heard the term “spunkbubbles” before. Is that a common phrase or did he make it up? Quite a Gallagher-ism.

Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel are on the cover of Vogue Australia and he’s in a white t-shirt and jeans. OK I guess that’s a classic outfit. But then if you flip to the next photo, she’s in a different outfit and he’s still in a white t-shirt and jeans. And their pose is nearly identical, as is the backdrop. It just doesn’t look very Vogue.


There’s low-rise pants and then there’s whatever these are. Labia-level low rise. And Julia Fox knows it. She’s turned to fashion over and over to play with the paparazzi.