A Jones always pays her debts.
Ok I just realized I might still owe $30 for the light bill to my college roommate when I was at CSU! Damn I was a horrible roommate. I use to eat her pizza. Man it was good pizza but now I feel bad. She knows who she is. Please dm me so I can get you that $30
— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) November 23, 2017
I don’t know if I believe this is a scratching position.
Since Mimi has relieved herself from her usual Christmas duties this year, there’s a festive opening. You know who would make an excellent celebrity Christmas ambassador? Neil Patrick Harris. His family does the holidays right.
Somewhere in your parents’ bathroom is a towel that you used in high school.
I swear the towels at my parent’s are water REPELLANT. Very challenging to get dry here. But fun nonetheless! #HomeForTday
— Andy Cohen (@Andy) November 23, 2017
Who buys Britney’s clothes? I’m not being snarky, but I wonder if she has a dedicated stylist for her everyday wear, workout clothes etc., or if she shops herself or has an assistant pick them up. Where does one procure a floral eyelet crop top?
Hugh Jackman works out to balance the calories he will eat. But what if he’s at the table and something is really, extra tasty this year. And he wants another portion. Does he factor in more time on the row machine?
I’ve always wondered why Karlie Kloss hasn’t dated Leonardo DiCaprio. She fits the profile. She is the profile. They must have run into one another over the years at parties, which makes me think there was probably no interest on her end. Because you know he’d be into it, especially 3-5 years ago when she was in her early 20s.
Lin-Manuel Miranda wants you to dream big and floss.
Gnight.
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) November 23, 2017
Brush your teeth before you sleep before you dream before you fly before you CHANGE THE WORLD.
And stay hydrated!
