Smutty Social Media, November 23, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at November 23, 2017 19:17:52 November 23, 2017 19:17:52

A Jones always pays her debts.

I don’t know if I believe this is a scratching position.

 

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Since Mimi has relieved herself from her usual Christmas duties this year, there’s a festive opening. You know who would make an excellent celebrity Christmas ambassador? Neil Patrick Harris. His family does the holidays right.

 

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Somewhere in your parents’ bathroom is a towel that you used in high school. 

Who buys Britney’s clothes? I’m not being snarky, but I wonder if she has a dedicated stylist for her everyday wear, workout clothes etc., or if she shops herself or has an assistant pick them up. Where does one procure a floral eyelet crop top?

 

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Hugh Jackman works out to balance the calories he will eat. But what if he’s at the table and something is really, extra tasty this year. And he wants another portion. Does he factor in more time on the row machine?

 

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I’ve always wondered why Karlie Kloss hasn’t dated Leonardo DiCaprio. She fits the profile. She is the profile. They must have run into one another over the years at parties, which makes me think there was probably no interest on her end. Because you know he’d be into it, especially 3-5 years ago when she was in her early 20s. 

 

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Lin-Manuel Miranda wants you to dream big and floss. 


 

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