This is what is delightful about Sarah Jessica Parker: she is truly in love with this can. She treasures this can. She will use this empty can for years. And I wonder if that’s something that she dislikes about Carrie, a character she is synonymous with. Carrie is an ardent consumer, she is always buying buying buying.
The second film in particular was such a glut of maximalism, just women stuffing themselves with stuff in the most joyless way.
Love this yellow dress on Nicole Richie. She walked the Academy Museum Gala red carpet alone but that doesn’t mean anything; she and Joel Madden rarely attend events together and he just posted her in his stories as she worked out in a Halloween costume. All good, let’s move along swiftly lest we jinx it.
I miss Rachel Bloom on my TV, so much. Justice for Reboot! Anyway, here she is talking about the greatest thing I’ve ever heard of: a mashed potato bar. I’ve been to weddings with sushi bars, martini bars, pie bars, cookie bars and candy bars but a mashed potato bar sounds better than all of those things combined.
Future married people, put this on your Pinterest board.
A St. Elmo’s Fire sequel? OK ya I’m into this. Even if it’s bad it will be good.
Some lower-tier tabloids are freaking out over Gabrielle Union-Wade’s face but to me, she looks the same as always? Which is to say, she looks amazing. Plastic surgery watch is like ring watch and bump watch – highly unreliable and mostly annoying.
A new blindside breakup just dropped: Brianna LaPaglia says Zac Bryan broke up with her on Instagram stories. Damn that’s cold. That’s way worse than a text. That’s the zillenial version of Matt Damon breaking up with Minnie Driver on Oprah.
Lainey hates Halloween and I’m neutral on it, but I understand why celebrities post about their costumes so much – it’s an investment. From pop culture, I think we will see some Beetlejuice, TNT as a couples’ costumes, but not a lot of Harley Quinn and Joker. I don’t know what the breakout will be. Maybe Raygun?
