After a much-reported-on separation, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have filed for divorce. Judging by the timeline, the details on asset split and custody must be worked out by now (or close to it). Tom and Gisele both released statements and the expected sentiment of gratitude and respect for each other is there, as well as a hope for privacy (which, as I’ve said, they should check their own teams for leaks). But there are two things that stick out: he uses the phrase “my wife” and she calls him Tom. And they both use the hand prayer emoji. Was that planned? If Gisele was a petty person, she would have used the strawberry emoji. 

Gisele Bundchen's Instagram story
Tom Brady's Instagram story

Adam Sandler’s commitment to wearing hoodies at events is really beautiful. 


It’s Halloween party weekend and there used to be a few parties that were reliably packed with celebrities: Kate Hudson (she’s taken a few years off) and George Clooney and Rande Gerber for Casamigos (I believe the last one was 2019, for obvious reasons). And we can’t talk about Halloween without mentioning Heidi Klum, who puts in a lot of effort every year. She even put together her own retrospective. I think the Jessica Rabbit is my favourite.


Behati Prinsloo posted on her Instagram stories in mid-October and is now back to the main feed. It’s part of the way they’ve been publicly moving past it and I would be very surprised if she ever addresses it. As for Adam, he has been posting with his comments off. He should keep that energy for his DMs. 


At 16, Alan Cumming wrote horoscopes for a newspaper in Dundee, Scotland. This sounds like a great plot for a TV show.