Smutty Social Media, September 26, 2017

Posted by Maria at September 26, 2017 18:21:40 September 26, 2017 18:21:40

Are selfie sticks just an attempt to duplicate this classic WB teen pose?

The pilot of Freaks and Geeks aired 18 years ago today. 1. Wtf? I'm old. 2. This picture cracks me up cause it was our version of the popular(at the time)WB people puddle thing that all the hot teens on their shows would do but ours just looks so insane and not hot. 3. I loved that tank top and my only regret in life is I didn't steal that and my blue puffy coat. 4. FREAKS FOR LIFE, duh.

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Sep 25, 2017 at 7:42pm PDT

All the love for Cardi B. Maybe certain pop stars could learn something from this, because the feud tracks don’t seem to be working anymore.

Congratulations @iamcardib for having a #1 record in the country that's not as easy as it seem this huge🙌🏾 May u have continued blessings🙏🏾
— Missy Elliott (@MissyElliott) September 25, 2017

Congratulations to a fellow NEW YAWKA on a RECORD BREAKING achievement. Bardi, this is the only thing that matters!!! Enjoy it💕💞🎀 @iamcardib
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) September 25, 2017

Every single FEMALE RAPPER CONGRATULATED ME TODAY .Is the best feeling cause I listened to ALL OF THEM
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) September 26, 2017

Cool it, Jared Leto.

@jaredleto wore a #GucciPreFall17 wool cape with Angry Cat motif, lurex top with ruffles, sequin pants and #GucciAce metallic sneakers while performing with his band @30secondstomars at the 2017 @iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas. #iHeartFestival #AlessandroMichele

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Sep 26, 2017 at 8:54am PDT

There was a rumour from a lower-tier tabloid that Adrianne Palicki and Seth MacFarlane are dealing with one another. I find him super gross, so I hope not. (And why isn’t Tyra Collette verified on Instagram? As Dina Lohan would say, “Injustice!”)

Had the best time @latelateshow with @j_corden and @realchristianslater! Tune in tonight at 12:37/11:37 C on CBS for all the fun! #LateLateShow #TheOrville

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Sep 11, 2017 at 7:47pm PDT

Tom Brady is expanding his TB12 brand with his new book, The TB Method. Add that to the meal plan, merchandise, snacks, fitness equipment and new yoga class and it’s pretty clear the GOAT is going goop.

Thank you @tombrady and co-founder Alex Guerrero for all your hard work and dedication in creating the #TB12Method. We are excited to work, learn, and grow together as a community through our 5 pillars #Pliability #Exercise #Hydration #Cognitive #Nutrition

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Sep 19, 2017 at 3:33pm PDT

Do you think Chevy Chase pulls any sh-t with George Wallace around? I’m going to guess no.

This job feels like a Vacation and whatnot. pic.twitter.com/QRrMXNSF1F
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) September 23, 2017

Why would she launch a skin care line on Fallon?

Yasssssssssss Biiiiiiiiiiiiisssssshhhhhhh 🔥🔥🔥🔥 ♥️ You Jimmy 🙏🏻 @jimmyfallon Re- writing. the. Declaration of Skindependance 🇺🇸♥️💯. @tonightshow😂😂😂 @drpauljarrodfrank @tarinskillets 🎉🎉🌈 @mdnaskin 🦄 #mdnaskin #youwantthis ##givegoodface #beautyswhereyoufindit #skin💕

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Sep 25, 2017 at 10:51pm PDT

The walls are closing in on the Chrises.

Dude I suck at quizzes pic.twitter.com/9n2P2ayIH8
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) September 25, 2017

What do you mean? You aced it. https://t.co/wWPPUgaKwK
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 25, 2017

Did you know Rooney Mara’s first name is actually, Patricia? I had no idea until I saw writer Molly Lambert’s tweet. Rooney is her given middle name.

also Rooney Mara's real name is TRICIA
— Molly Lambert (@mollylambert) September 26, 2017

Tricia aka Rooney is also like "my sister Kate always wanted to act I just kind of randomly decided I would try it" and I felt bad for Kate
— Molly Lambert (@mollylambert) September 26, 2017