Smutty Social Media, July 28, 2017
Willa Ford, a real who’s who (no seriously, who????) has been making headlines for talking about 9/11 tanking her career. This time last year, a few of us here were talking about her maternity shoot that featured a headdress. I dug up the old emails and to quote Sarah, “she looks like she bought that sh-t at Party City.”
Serena Williams joined the SurveyMonkey board this summer – she was recommended by Sheryl Sandberg. (Sheryl’s late husband was CEO of the company.)
The Catherine Zeta-Jones’s lifestyle brand is coming. Do we need this? Do we even need to talk about this?
Christine O. once belonged to Aristotle Onassis, and now it is used for private parties. Christine O. of course made me think of Chrissy O. – I miss her guys. Has any tabloid figured burned so bright and disappeared so quickly? She needs to come out of retirement.
The Emoji Movie is at 3% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Men are not funny.
— t.j. miller (@nottjmiller) July 26, 2017
I look forward to Taylor Swift’s re-emergence (it has to happen eventually) but you know what will come with it? Her brother, Austin. So get ready.
Speaking of celebrity siblings, every few years, a family slides into a pop culture niche. Not quite household names, but adored by other celebrities. The Ronsons. The Antonoffs. The Kirkes. I find these dynamics fascinating.
That’s gonna be a no from me dawg.
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